Time will Tell

Hey best friend strangers I'm diving a little deeper today so first scroll down to the playlist below and put the song Never say Never on by the Fray(its #11). Done that? Good. Let's go. So we all have a box. Yours is probably like mine somewhere tucked away either in the basement, attic, back of the closet, top shelf of the closet, somewhere not too obvious... but always there when you need to pull out the past. It has made it thru moving, organizing, decluttering, breaking up, garage sales, infestations, evictions, floods, hurricanes, fires and the likes relatively intact. This box of pictures, trinkets, memorabilia, xcetra... is harboring things we can't seem to part with. Think of today's post as Christmas morning. I am going to open my box for you and let you sneak a peek at a few things that this detached gypsychick hasn't let go of. First of all, upon opening my box you will be overwhelmed with the delicious aroma of nag champa incense. Hippychick that I was~ I used to smell like that ALL the time. So the incense in my time capsule is to keep me towing the hippy line. What's that you say? Pictures of a dog that meant the world to me -a 150lb Rottweiler named Rush. Watch the movie Marley & Me - except take out the part where the guy gets to the point of wanting kids - insert 5 years of wasted time then a surprise divorce. Wow, my first cell phone ever! That over there is my kindergarten diploma right next to my acceptance letter into Oklahoma City University School of Law. And the tiny green mug on a necklace - my delivery method for green beer drinking at Bennegan's on St. Patrick's Day. See I have lots of pictures in here. Some of the funniest cards I've ever recieved - this one is of a waitress and it says "What's this tampon doing behind my ear?....and WHERE did I put my pencil? and my other favorite: WARNING: Alcohol may make members of the opposite sex appear more attractive than they actually are. Keepers! So now I am going to share something painfully embarrasing. It's called Time will Tell. How did I come upon this and what is it you ask? One day I get this call from one of my single girlfriends with this shocker. Background: First love and I had met at our mutual friend Sasha's wedding when I was 19 and he was 20. We walked down the aisle that day as bridesmaid and groomsman and at the reception afterwards his british/irish accent, blue eyes and dimples made quite the impression on me. He looks kinda like a cross between Leo DiCaprio and Robert Pattinson - twilight vampire. He stalked me all thru college. Then, after having a ring custom designed for me we tied the knot in an elaborate wedding ceremony at Tara - replica Gone with the Wind mansion. It started out as quite the love story. So anyway... while single friend of mine was perusing the personal ads attempting to find some mug shot of someone she could see herself sleeping with... she came across a picture of my soon to be ex-hubby, who was also "advertising" in the online personal ads. Wanna glimspe of what he wants and doesn't want? I like to hope he was smoking crack when he wrote this because its too sad for me to comprehend otherwise but he clearly mentions he does not do drugs.
Time will Tell.
27-34 year old blue-eyed, educated, professional seeking woman within 25 miles of Phoenix, AZ
Doesn't care what religion, political background, work background, etc. she is- but no kids.
Here's his bio:
Honest to a fault, great sense of humor, never have done nor will do drugs, educated, competitive, employed, athletic, somewhat shy, romantic, ambitious, spontaneous, playful, sensitive, open if treated properly, communicative, active, hopeful. Satisfied with my career and have a range of hobbies including gourmet cooking and Latin dancing. (WHAT?)
Does not play games, smoke, pretend, cheat, abuse, lie, rescue. Proper use of utensils. I work out 3-4 times per week and into most sports including ice hockey and mountain biking. I believe opportunities are never wasted. A chance you don't take - someone else will. Intimacy and sensuality are very important. You need to be confident, stable, clean, educated, very fit. A good set of abs is a BIG turn on. Must be into fitness. Know when/how to be a lady. No drama queens, rebounds, bi-polars, projects, or door mats. NO attitudes-been there done that. I am told that it is impossible to find someone that does not fall into one or all of those categories. Prove my friends wrong, because I still have hope. I guess I am still a hopeless romantic. Need someone to go thru life next to me not behind me. You DO have to keep up. You do have to be able to hold a conversation about something other than yourself. Intrigue me with your mind, embrace me with your heart, and then and only then consider wrapping your legs around me. If you just want to get laid -go on to the next profile. You are wasting your time here.

Ouch! Whenever I want to boost my self-esteem I dig into the box for this. Yeah-right. Obviously, you now know my abs weren't good enough, I can't keep up, I'm narcissistic and I have a bit of an attitude. Disclaimer: figuring out the reasons why you aren't wanted... is an invitation to losing your mind. So y'all know his leaving was a surprise... but how did I find out the truth you wonder (esp those of you terrified of posting any question in the comments section)? I was assaulted by a process server in my front yard attempting to force me to sign for divorce papers three days after Time will Tell disappeared. It was quite the scene, one which my old neighbors are probably still talking about. Its a hard road falling out of love... but here we are today... happier, healthier and ultimately better off. We move on - we put the lid back on our boxes and step back out into life and its new possibilities. Fun digging thru stuff with you - lets do it again but next time at your house. A round of Rock Star Energy drinks for us all! til tomorow~